My grandparents have probably the first ever wireless land phone ever made. It was probably bought in 1978 and my Grandpa was wavering on if he should get a new one at Best Buy because this phone clearly doesn’t work anymore.

I said “Grandpa, just buy a new one, they cost like $30. This one is old as shit. Ill take you to Best Buy now.  Just throw this in the garbage”

He responded back “Im old as shit, are you going to throw me out?”