My Grandpa got an IPad for his birthday and he is starting to get the hang of it. When he first got it, it was a struggle to teach how to unlock the Ipad by just sliding the unlock button… he has come a longggg way.

When I came back from NYC Saturday morning my Grandpa had a pretty bad cold/fever. But per usual, he wanted to tell me funny story. I told him to hold that thought and let’s get my brother Jon on FaceTime. We connect with Jon, he tells the story, then my Grandfather begins to tell my brother that he has a cold/fever.

Grandpa: “Im sick kid, got this damn cold that wont go away”

Jon: “Sorry to hear that Grandpa, but it’s funny that you said that … I was just watching the news and there was a story about all these young good looking women in North Jersey getting the cold… did you have anything to do with that?”

Grandpa: “No chance cause I wore a condom”