I came back last night after hanging with a friend. As always, my Grandpa, as well as my Grandma, were waiting up for me. After a little causal conversation my Grandma headed to bed. I know when she leaves the room, my Grandpa is ready for some ‘bro’/ ‘man’ talk. It was a good guess; he wanted some ‘bro’ talk.

Grandpa: Ben, I gotta tell you something, I learned something new today

Me: O yea? What’s that?

Grandpa: Do you know what hooking up is?

Me: Sure

Grandpa: O well I didn’t. I read an article about hooking up today and how woman are easy these days what do you know about this?

Me: There are all types of woman out there. Some are, some aren’t. Why? is that odd to you?

Grandpa: The fuck it is! I had to wait until the 3rd date to kiss your grandmother. That was the rule for every woman in my era. You mean to tell me you can get that and even more the first time you meet a girl???!!! What did I miss out on…

Little did we know my Grandma overheard this conversation. And she interjected from the other room by saying ” you were lucky to get that.”